Welcome to the Kitten page!
This is where you can admire a collection of adorable kitties!
Here you can scroll down for an endless CAT-a-logue (ha ha, get it!) of kitty photos!
Now scroll slowly and enjoy!
You have reached the middle grounds...do you dare continue to scroll further or return to safety?
What are you doing?
Why are you still scrolling down?
Why not go back towards safety?
You don't want to do this
You are not going to like what you see
Can't you see that I'm trying to save you?
This is not the right thing to do
There's nothing good to see if you continue to scroll
No cute kittens at all!
I thought you wanted to look at kittens?
Why do you insist on contiuing to scroll?!
Scrolling will get you nowhere!
All it do is lead you to something scary!
You don't want something scary right?!
There's still time!
You still have a chance to stop!
The cute kittens are waiting for you!
Just scroll back up to the top!
Please just heed my words!
WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!
ALL I'M TRYING TO DO IS SAVE YOU!!!
PLEASE JUST SCROLL BACK!
please...
just...
scroll...
back...
now...
Oh, you didn't wanna listen to my warning huh? Click below for your punishment...
